it finally turned blue

Today marks the end of the "peeing on stick" phase and the transition into "sit on my ass and wait" phase. My eggs didn't get swallowed up in my vile illness last week after all and I appear to be preparing to ovulate sometime in the next 24ish hours. As for my body, well, that's all cleansed out and pristine now; as if somebody came and pressure washed all of my organs, so perhaps my near death experience last week will be fortune-fated in the end. Yes? Tonight I plan on lighting some candles and then doing a head stand in between them and stay posed like that for an hour or so to let gravity do it's thing. I figure with all that blood rushing to my head, it will likely put me into a state of intoxified stupidity which is how many (many, NOT all) babies are conceived in the first place so why not simulate? Without getting into too much graphic detail, there is NOTHING else about my body that tells me that I am fertile today. NOTHING!!! So perhaps I may have to reconsider that egg trick I mentioned last month. I tell ya, after puking up scrambled eggs for 9 hours, I'm pretty confident that I won't be eating eggs ever again for my entire life, so why not put them to another use? ah - what the hell.

I will report back on any mishaps or tragically comical incidents that may occur during the @ Home Experiment - Take 2.

Wish me good luck.