be wary... be very very wary!

I'm down to the 48 hour mark before that horrid bitch, Aunt Flow, is due
to make her arrival. I can hear her skidding around the curves coming
straight at me with an evil, heinous cackling GAFFAW. I hope she gets
derailed off of a steep cliff somewhere and injured so badly that there's a minimum 10 month recovery period. Keep your distance, AUNT FLOW! You don't wanna mess with me cuz I have secret Ninja fighting skills, lady, and I'm not afraid to KICK YOUR ASS! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See? Proof right here that I've gone to the pyschotic side. Clearly, this means something.